Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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