That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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