Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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