His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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