Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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