Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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