just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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