Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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