my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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