it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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