Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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