There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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