My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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