i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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