Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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