please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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