Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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