can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
