drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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