I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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