Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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