Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
