I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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