do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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