with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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