And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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