we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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