He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This is the high leading the old right now
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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