Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Actions speak louder than pants.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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