Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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