He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
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i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize