i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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