I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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