Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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