doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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