I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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