making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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