You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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