Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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