after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He shit in the fireplace
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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