ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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