Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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