Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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