she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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