I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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