dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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