Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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