It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
In America we eat man semen.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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