Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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