well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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