its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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