So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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