at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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