Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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