i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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