can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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The cougar kind?
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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