just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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